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First Blow Job
A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender for 5 shots of Tequila and a beer chaser.
The bartender asks "What are we celebrating?"
The man replies "I just had my first blow-job".
The bartender smiles and says, "Well,
congratulations! Let me get you an additional shot of Yaeger on the house!"
The man
replies, "If 5 shots of Tequila and a beer chaser don't get this taste out of my
mouth, I don’t think nothing will!”
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Can I Have a Cookie?
A grandfather and his grandson were sitting on the porch when the grandfather grabs a beer and begins to drink it.
The grandson asks, "Grandpa, can I have a beer?"
Grandpa asks, "Can your dick touch your ass?"
“Well no,” said the grandson.
“Then you’re not old enough to have a beer.” said grandpa.
A few minutes later, the grandfather pulls out a cigar and lights it up.
Grandson asks, "Grandpa, can I have a cigar?"
“Can your dick touch your ass?” asks grandpa.
“No” said the grandson.
“Then you’re not old enough to have a cigar.”
A little later the grandson comes walking out of the house with some cookies.
Grandpa asks, "Hey can I have a cookie?"
Grandson asks "Can your dick touch your ass?"
“Well, hell yeah”, said grandpa.
“Then go fuck yourself! Grandma made these for me!”
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Koala
One day a horny Koala Bear picks up a hooker. They have wild and crazy sex and then he ends up going down on her several times. After they are finished the Koala Bear starts getting dressed.
The hooker says, "Where’s my money?"
The Koala Bear shrugs his shoulders.
The hooker repeats herself asking for her money. Again he shrugs his shoulders. The hooker grabs a dictionary and looks up the word hooker and shows it to the koala bear.
It says, "Gets paid for sex!"
The Koala Bear picks up the dictionary and looks up Koala Bear and shows it to the
hooker.
It says, "Eats bush and leaves!"
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Chicken and the Egg
A chicken and an egg are laying in bed. The chicken is smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face while the egg is frowning and looking slightly annoyed.
The egg says, "Well I guess that answers that riddle".
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The Cowboy & The Indian
A Cowboy and an Indian rode their horses on the range one day. The two came to a
stop. The Indian jumped off his horse and put his head on the ground to listen to
see if anyone was coming.
After a few seconds he rose and said, "Buffalo come."
The Cowboy was amazed and said,"Damn, you Indians are smart! How the hell did you know there were buffaloes coming?"
The Indian replied, "Face sticky."
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