
“Love is confusing! Love makes you not want the day to end but at the same time it makes you look forward to tomorrow.” ~ Tramaine Cavil
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71. You look so sweet that you’re giving me a toothache. | |
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72. Hey baby, you're so fine you make me stutter! Wha-wha-what's your name? | |
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73. You're so hot you would make the devil sweat. | |
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74. If I received a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents. | |
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75. Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me? | |
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76. Are you lost? Because heaven is a long way from here. | |
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77. What time do you have to be back in heaven? | |
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78. If looks could kill you would be a weapon of mass destruction. | |
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79. How was heaven when you left it? | |
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80. Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living? | |
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81. For a moment I thought I had died and gone to heaven. Now I see that I am very much alive, and heaven has been brought to me. | |
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82. Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? | |
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83. Are you going to kiss me or do I have to lie in my diary tonight? | |
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84. Let's make like a fabric softener and snuggle. | |
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85. I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours? | |
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86. The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name. | |
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87. Pinch me. [Why?] You're so fine I must be dreaming. | |
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88. Your lips look so lonely. Would they like to meet mine? | |
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89. Is your last name Gillette because you’re the best a man can get. | |
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90. Have you always been this cute, or did you have to work at it? | |
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91. I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight | |
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92. Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money? | |
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93. Excuse me, I think you have something in your eye. Oh wait, it's just a sparkle. | |
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94. Do you have the time? (she gives you the time) No, the time to write my number down. | |
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95. I’ve had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. Would you smile for me? | |
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96. I have an "owie" on my lip. Will you kiss it and make it feel better? | |
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97. (hold out hand) Would you hold this for me while I go for a walk? | |
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98. Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot? | |
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99. You're so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line. | |
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100. You are the reason men fall in love. | |
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101. Excuse me, but do you give head to strangers? No. Then allow me to introduce myself. | |
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You know, I would die happy if I saw you naked just once! | |
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Are you a parking ticket? You got fine written all over you. | |
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Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too. | |
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WHERE TO GO NEXT? |
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